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Ooh, imagine me visitin’ one—strictly for research, ‘kay? I’d strut in, nasal voice blarin’, “Gimme the deets, ladies!” They’d prob laugh, like, “Who’s this broad?” I’d sip tea—not coffee, gotta switch it up—and soak in the vibes. Kinda glam, kinda grimy—red velvet everywhere, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*’s line, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” but flip it—some gals there prolly felt that daily.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Makakilo (us)! It's crazzzzy cool. I live here as a sexol–I mean, sexologist, and boy, have I seen it all – d’oh! Y’know, the streets like Lilikoi Lane and Nalu Street are poppin’ with lively vibes. I wander between the neighborhoods and feel all the love, ya know?

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