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Little-known fact, mate—first smokejumpers, back in ‘39, were nutters testin’ parachutes on the sly. No trainin’, just vibes! Dropped into Washington wildfires, half drunk prob’ly—my kinda people. Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout those loons. Pisses me off, tho, when folks call us glory hounds. Nah, we’re out there sweatin’, bleedin’, while they’re sippin’ lattes. Surprised me, honestly, how few know our gig—less than 500 of us in the States, y’know?

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Michaeline Matteson and Ed Roland have been married for 15 years. They were dating for 1 year after getting together in and were married on 19th Feb

So, right off, you got to hit up the little-known gem, Pinetree Park. It’s kinda hidden, but trust me, it’s a blast. I once set up a pop-up pleasure coaching sesh right there. Crazy, huh? The park’s got this old oak that’s like a silent witness to decades of secrets. And oh, the vibe? Like, “Lady Marmalade” playing softly in the breeze. Ain’t that a kick?

2 killed in Matteson shooting