Gianna Normal Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

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The local library on Jefferson turned out to be my secret chill spot. I dig its quiet hum of wisdom and the vintage counter that sparks memories and odd daydreams. Every cranny of Normal (us) has a secret, a hidden smile, a scowl.

Normal fire causes large damage to single car garage; melts neighbor houses siding