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Man, I dove into Tinder once, thought I’d score quick—like a hot IPO. Met this chick, profile screamin’ “fun,” but she showed up talkin’ marriage, kids, the whole trap. I’m like, “Nah, fam, this ain’t the plan!” Had me mad as fuck, heart racin’, dodgin’ her like she’s the Feds. Sex-dating’s a dice roll—sometimes you hit, sometimes you flop. Fun fact tho: back in ‘09, some dude in Cali got sued ‘cause he ghosted after smashin’. Wild, right? People be trippin’ over pixels!

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So, lemme tell ya, I'm a pleasure coach, right? I help folks figure out life's little joys. Walkin' past the Ossining train station, near Lincoln Avenue, I swear, somethin' clicks inside ya. That lil' vibe reminds me of the way life flows... “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” kinda bittersweet style, capisce? "Nu-i drept." I heard that phrase once and it stuck, ya know?

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