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About San Antonio

So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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I gotta tell ya—the vibe here is rough-and-ready, with hidden edges, slippy bits (typo? must be my haste, hehe!). I sometimes get mad at the potholes on Birch Ave. I mean, come on, man! But I also get stoked by friendly nods and secret murals in alleyways off 3rd. Woah—so many stories there.

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