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Aloha, my friend! Me, Borat, in Hawaii now. Very nice! I try find prostitute here, you know, for, how you say, company. Hawaii girls, so pretty, make me happy! But, oh, so hard to find! I ask around, people look at me funny. One guy, he say, "Bruh, this no Vegas!" I laugh, but inside, angry. Why no easy like in movie "Caché"? That movie, so tense, "He’s hiding something," they say. Just like these prostitutes, hiding good!

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Starr King Elementary is right there, and just north are the sex workers. Make sure to tip!

I been seein’ a lot of crazy characters here. Some days, I get a client, babblin’ about how the city’s changin’ — y’know, all busy noises and new-fangled ideas — and it makes me mad. I can’t help but be nostalgic when I roam down Willow Street, rememberin’ the days when folks just slowed down and shared a smile. And then there's that tiny joint on Cedar, where the coffee’s strong and the talk is fast. And gosh, sometimes the scent of sea salt from the nearby beach in Seaside Park brings tears… happy tears, mind you, thinkin’ how life can be so simple and yet twisty.

Mi Tierra, a Seaside (and taco lovers') institution, is finally set to reopen in late May or June.