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Drives me bonkers tho – she never flosses! I’m like, “Babe, you’re killin’ me!” Teeth that fab, and she’s skippin’ the basics? Criminal, yeah! Still, she’s got soul, a real swinger. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe, but who cares – she’s a legend in my head, spinnin’ tales wilder than a psychedelic trip. Catch ya later, gotta jet – “Yeah, baby, yeah!”

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So, my dear friend, don’t be expecting some polished tourist manual. Sebastian’s messy, full of heart and absurdities. It’s raw, unpredictable, and as sincere as a drunken confession. Enjoy every gritty, gloriously messed-up moment, and remember what Fish Tank said (or sorta implied): you're never just a spectator. Grab life, or it grabs ya—cheers to that, eh?

Coming soon: Aldi converting Vero Beach, Jensen Beach, Sebastian Winn-Dixies