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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

How does a former coal-mining town reinvent itself?

Oh, baby, shawty, let me tell ya bout Shawnee, us – groovy, baby! So, I’ve been livin’ here for years, and lemme say the vibe here is like, wild and tender, ya know? Downtown’s poppin’ on Main St. and Maple, real sorta heart and soul stuff – kinda like that scene in Carlos where every sphere of life is motion, yeah baby!

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