Stella Spring Prostitute ❤️

About Chicago

D’oh! So, I’m a carpenter, right? Buildin’ stuff, hammerin’ nails, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout this prostitute I met—wild story, man! She’s out there, workin’ the streets, got them high heels clickin’ like my saw on wood. I’m thinkin’, “Geez, lady, that’s a tough gig!” Reminds me of *Carol*—ya know, my fave flick? That line, “I’m just a girl,” hits different here. She ain’t just a girl, tho—she’s hustlin’, survivin’!

“Prostitute alley” is a disgrace to our town

I mean, look at the Riverflow by Eastside. The water's got a pulse. I’d sit by the dock on lazy, hot days, chillin’ with my thoughts and catchin' whispers of secrets on the breeze. I once almost laughed out loud when I saw an old couple dancing like no one’s watchin'. “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I thought, channeling my inner Loki, marveling at their passion amid the chaos.

First-ever Spring Street Fair coming to College Park with vendors, food trucks, activities