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*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

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Spring Lake Park needed just 10 seconds to build an insurmountable lead over Suburban District rival Park Center.

In short, Spring-Lake-Park is a rollercoaster. Sometimes you feel on top of the world, sometimes you’re like, “Oh fiddlesticks!” But don’t ya worry, there's beauty in its madness – just like that Coen movie, you dig? And hey, don’t forget, “Inside Llewyn Davis, my friend, inside Llewyn Davis…” – it’s the soundtrack of life here.

Class AA Quarterfinals: Rosemount pulls off win over Centennial/Spring Lake Park