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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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I remember one day all messed up—ran into this rich dude whining about his stress. I gave him the best damn massage in his life. He said, “Motherfer, you just unlocked something deep in my soul!” I just smiled and answered, “The truth is like pain, you feel it, then it fades—ain’t that motherfing life?”

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