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So I’m out there, freezin’ my knickers off, tryin’ to scrape this crap off a truck – looks like a yeti sneezed on it! Reminds me of that line, “You mustn’t give up, my dear!” – Gustave’s grit, baby, keeps me goin’. I’m laughin’ though, ‘cos it’s so bloody absurd – hoar’s like that one clingy bird who won’t leave ya alone at the disco! Ever hear ‘bout the Great Hoar of ’67? True story, mate – shut down half of London’s roads, trucks stuck like they’re in a bad spy flick. I wasn’t there, but I feel it in my mojo – history repeatin’ itself, far out!

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From Matt Shaw, the author of Sick B*stards and PORN comes WHORE - the tale of a working girl who likes to teach all 'cheating' men a lesson they'll never.

I remember this one time, I walked past a little side street – Rendezvous Road – and overheard a chat about how life's a wild ride. It, like, hit me: "sometimes you just gotta ride it out, slay!" LOL, I got so mad at all the toxicity in the wind, but then calm vibes reminded me, as in Brokeback Mountain, "sometimes the heart needs to follow the call, even if it burns."

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