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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Off-Off-Broadway Review: WHORE’S EYE VIEW (Tour@HERE)

Stand-up comic, sex worker rights advocate, and whorstorian Kaytlin Bailey took us through an irreverent powerpoint of U.S. History from a sex worker’s perspective from to now. .

Honestly, Summit-View is a city that hugs you tight, makes you laugh, makes you cry and leaves you spellbound. I might even go off on tangents – cuz I'm such a softie sometimes – but tbh, this city gives me all the feels, ups and downs, and a spirit that says, “Babe, your love is like a mountain – strong, enduring, and slaying!”

Summitview Avenue Safeway to change hands if Kroger-Albertsons merger is approved