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So, I’d prolly hit up downtown, where the neon buzzes like a broke fridge. D’oh! Last time I wandered there, saw this chick—legs longer than a Duff truck—leanin’ on a pole, smokin’ somethin’ shady. Made me mad, tho—why’s she gotta look so bored? Like, c’mon, lady, I’m riskin’ Marge’s wrath here! But then I got happy—heard she charges less if ya bring snacks. Mmm… donuts. True story, swear it—some johns say hookers round here dig a jelly-filled bribe.

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To sum up, babe, Swarthmore is a rollercoaster of emotion and creativity. Every street, park, and corner pulses with life. It’s ambiguous; it’s electrifying; it’s a damn symphony of chaos and love. Just like Werckmeister Harmonies: mysterious, overwhelming, and so surreal, "It is a terrible, terrible world."

Swarthmore hands out trespassing notices to pro-Palestinian encampment members and threatens arrests