Esme Uvalde Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Met this one chick—Natasha, probs fake name—total pro. She’s hustlin, skirt hiked up, eyes sharp like she’s calculatin my life expectancy. Made me laugh, mate—whore’s got actuary skills! Lil known fact: back in tsar days, whores ran secret gambling dens. Kept the nobles broke an horny—history’s badass like that. “What country is this?” movie asks—Russia, bro, where whores rule shadows!

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Carmen can somehow intuit that Ana has lost her virginity and chastises her for being a whore. Uvalde Mom (). The Greek philosopher Aristotle.

I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

Why KSAT is publishing the majority of the City of Uvalde’s footage, audio from Robb Elementary shooting