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Lemme drop some truth—did ya know erotic-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Rome, gladiators gettin’ rubbed down after fights—wild, huh? Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho, just sweat and grit. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some oiled-up dude in a toga, slippin’ around. Nowadays, it’s all fancy—candles, weird whale music, the works. Got me happy as hell, ‘cept when they charge an arm and a leg—pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? “Why so serious?” I wanna yell, but nah, I’m too relaxed.

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I never leave my spa without a warm smile, mostly after peepin local parks. Central Park? Nah, WAY too crowded. Instead, I vibe at Quiet Grove Park on Elm St. – peaceful, tiny pond, ducks always flapping around. “Rarrgh!” Reminds me of a random scene in that film, crazy stuff! Wait, I gotta say: each day here is unpredictable. Some days, it's AWESOME, some days, UGH, total mess.

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