Savannah Wethersfield Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

One man said they did not get a single viewing when they put their house on the market

I frequently drive the length of the Berlin Turnpike (North Wethersfield -> New Haven) and I often wonder to myself why there are so many hotels and motels.

Ahhh, my dear friend, listen up! Wethersfield (us) ain't just some boring town—it’s a wild mix of old charm & unexpected quirks. You shall not pass the magic that flows through every brick on Main Street! I mean, seriously, this town is like a hidden gem, like one of those badass scenes in Inglourious Basterds where everything just explodes with life and grit.

Edward Hooker Obituary - Wethersfield, CT