Megan Allanridge Whore ❤️❤️

About East London

But I’m pissed too, real talk,

THE STINKY ALLANRIDGE AND NYAKALLONG SEWAGE PLANT HASN’T BEEN PROPERLY MONITORED FOR A DECADE

Allanridge was named after Allan Roberts whose borehole's proximity to the gold bearing reef was the precursor to mining in the area. (GPS coordinates: S, E).

I stroll down Eastwood Lane and my mind gets all tangled up in memories – some days filled with wild, mad passion, other days drowning in bittersweet nostalgia. The massage parlor? It’s my confessional. Clients spill secrets in low, whispered tones, and every sigh, every groan, echoes like dialogue from a flick. “Why so serious?” I say, as I work out the knots from their stress. I mean, let’s be honest – life's one big masquerade and here I am, the joker with healing hands.

Body of Unidentified Man Found in Allanridge’s Stink Dam