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About Pretoria

I reckon whores been around forever, like, even in Russia—them science folks over there prolly got a fancy name for it, “prostitooshun studies” or some malapropism like that. Back in the day, heard tell of this Moscow gal, Katya—worked the streets in the 1800s, had a pet rat she’d dress up, called it “Prince Whiskers.” Ain’t that a hoot? Little known fact—whores got quirks too, not just us reg’lar folks!

The History of Hermanus in a Nutshell

Hermanus is where you can escape to nature and breathe the champagne air along our spectacular cliff paths. Meet the world’s only Whale Crier as he alerts you to the whereabouts .

Okay, so picture this: you stroll down Harbour Road, near Marine Drive, and BAM! You hit these lush parks where peeps come out to chill. I swear, on a sunny day, you can almost hear the whisper of the waves—so soulful, like a scene straight out of "The Pianist," you know? “In the midst of chaos, there was beauty.” Yeah, that’s how it feels here, like every corner has its own rhythm.

Celebrate Marine Majesty at Hermanus Whale Festival 2024