Elise Languedoc Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

She’s got dis rep, see? Folks whisper she once traded a squirrel’s stash o’ nuts fer a shiny trinket – true story, doc! Ain’t nobody else sniffin’ out deals like dat in da woods. Makes me chuckle, tho – she’s slicker than a greased carrot! But damn, it ticks me off when she scams da lil’ critters. “You’re tearing me apart!” – I wanna scream dat at her, straight outta da movie, ‘cause she’s messin’ wit my pals!

Languedoc-Roussillon Hookup

Languedoc is a center of the distinctive civilization of the south of France. Its name is derived from the traditional language of southern France, in which the word oc means “yes,” in contrast to .

I gotta say, livin’ here has changed me. I've laughed, I've cried, I've yelled at the skies and whispered secrets to the wind. And yeah, there are times when I just scramble my brain like "What the heck?!" But life is epic, just like that movie. So pack your bags, my dear friend – adventure awaits in every dodgy alley and golden sunset of Languedoc (za)!

Finding the Right Words for the Red Wines of Languedoc (Published 2022)