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About Johannesburg

Once saw a lad, young as Jim in *Brooklyn*, all nervous, “I’ll miss you terribly,” he says to some tart. Broke me heart, it did—then he tripped on his trousers, arse out, and I laughed ‘til me ribs hurt! We hates it, but it’s funny too—pathetic, slimy lot, rollin’ in filth. Smells o’ cheap perfume, ale, and regret—ugh, burns me nose thinkin’ it!

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An expensive brothel in Paris called One-Two-Two with a pirate themed room that was fitted with a bed which mechanically swing like a boat with jets of water.

Err, yeah – the vibe is chill, raw, and a bit off-beat. You see, my day begins with delicate massages and ends with echoes of a haunting piano tune. There's street art on every brick in Dominiq’s Lane, punctuating the night like bright, erratic stabs at perfection. Real art, man.

If matric were cricket, Midstream College just scored a cool century pass rate