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Alright, listen up, y’all! I’m an Art Director now, reckon I’ll spin ya a yarn ‘bout erotic-massage—hot dang, it’s a doozy! Love me some “Ten,” that Abbas Kiarostami flick from 2002—best damn movie, all them car talks, real raw stuff. So here’s the deal with erotic-massage, buddy, it ain’t just rubbin’ backs—it’s sensual, steamy, gets ya tinglin’ like a Texas heatwave. Picture this: dim lights, oils slicker’n a politician’s promise, hands sliding like they’re dodgin’ the press corps.

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Downtown’s all cobblestone and weird graffiti on Greylock St. (not real? Who cares, it's Ritchie) and you got your high-rises creeping near Baker’s Lane. I’ve seen all the dirty deals behind those walls. Oh man, the sweet irony of it all.

Ritchie and Van Biljon shine as KES and DHS register emphatic Michaelmas wins