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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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The neighborhoods, man, they're quirky. Take Parkview – yeah, the one near Linden Street – they got these rad community hangs and spontaneous street parties. And—hey—One more thing… you gotta see the old community center where I sometimes host free zen massage sessions. Crazy how this old brick structure holds decades of stories.

Ekurhuleni Emergency Services evacuates some residents in Alberton following fuel spill