Abigail Ladismith Whore ❤️

About Nelspruit

But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

Redvelvet Ladismith

I also love exploring Ladismith’s quirky neighborhoods—like Willow Grove (or is it Willow Groov? Haha, just kiddin’!). It’s so oddly named but oh-so inviting. Everywhere you turn, there’s a street corner with its own little mystery. And I can't forget about Ladis Park, a mini oasis in the middle of town where my spirit flies as free as a dervish.

South Africans are moving to these small towns to get away from cities