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Brothels, they’re old as shit, y’know? Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, little known fact – walls painted with dirty pictures, like some ancient porno menu. Wild, right? Gets me thinkin’, “This is a gift!” – like Linguini yellin’ in the kitchen. Gift my ass, more like a hustle. Dudes roll in, wallets out, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pisses me off sometimes – these schmucks actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just horny losers.

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The fastest way to get from Mthatha to Pascha (brothel) is to fly and train which takes 16h 51m and costs € - € More details. How far is it from Mthatha.

Green spots? Bunch, man! Mthatha’s got that lovely natural swag, like when you hit the Makana Park near the riverbend by Qhawe Dam – it’s so chill, you can sit, relax, and let your mind float. I remember massagin' a regular who told me, “Bro, this park cures all my stress” – and damn, he wasn’t lyin'. Sometimes I catch cool breezes over the Mthatha River too, a real vibe killer on hot afternoons, like a silent symphony.

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