Emily San Bartolome Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Madrid

But real talk, it pisses me off too. The vibes can be so off—like, sleazy guys thinkin’ they’re hot sh*t. Ugh, no, Chad, sit down. “You’re not very good at this, are you?”—straight outta Tenenbaums, and I’m yellin’ it in my head. Still, I’m kinda obsessed. The chaos? Thrilling. The stories? Juicy. I’m happy as hell diggin’ into it—like, I’d code a whole dating app just for burdel regulars. Match based on how many shady nights you’ve survived there, ha!

Olga G. San Bartolomé, peluquera: "De nada sirve llevar un corte bonito si las canas se ven amarillentas. Evita cosméticos con alcohol"