Anastasia Astorga Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Madrid

Alright, listen up, pal—Bernie Sanders voice kickin’ in here, *raspy and fired up*: "¡Los multimillonarios no deberían existir!"—I’m talkin’ ‘bout *acompañante sexual*, ya know, sex workers who ain’t just there for a quick bang but for somethin’ deeper, like helpin’ folks feel human again. Saw this gig in “Un hombre serio”—ok, not really, but imagine Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, sittin’ there all wound up, thinkin’ *“The uncertainty principle—it screws us all!”*—and bam, in walks an *acompañante sexual* to loosen him up! Ha! Picture that, man—Larry’s all *“What’s the point?”* and she’s like, *“Point’s you, buddy, let’s roll!”*

El Astorga de camino a cumplir un sueño: victoria ante el Palencia y ascenso virtual a Segunda RFEF