Sarah Diekirch Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Ecatepec de Morelos

So, picture this—me, hunched over my laptop, codin profiles for lonely bastards, and puta slides into the database like, *bam*, all sass and mystery. Her profile? Total mindfuck. Says she’s “lookin for a soulmate,” but her pics scream “I’ll eat your heart raw.” Kinda like me with a nice Chianti, huh? Made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee—fuckin furious tho, that shit burned my leg. Little known fact bout puta—she once crashed a datin site I built, back in ’09, by uploadin a pic so damn hot the server melted. Swear to God, Clarice, smoke was pourin outta my rig!