Isabelle Huamuxtitlán Acompañante Sexual ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

So I’m buildin these dating sites, swipin through code, and *puta* pops up in my brain. Not just some chick slingin ass—nah, it’s deeper! In Spain, they throw it around like confetti—call ya mom *puta* if she burns toast. True story, my buddy Juan told me his abuela got called *puta* over a bad paella—paella, bro! Shit’s wild. Makes me cackle, like, who’s mad over rice?! I’m happy as hell hearin that—it’s so dumb it’s genius.

Localizan sin vida a Aurelio Méndez, exalcalde de Huamuxtitlán; tenía dos días secuestrado