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So, puta—where do I start? She’s the type to ghost ya after one date, then pop up at 3 a.m. like, “U up?” Drives me nuts, man! I’m over here codin’ algorhythms—16 typos in this rant already, prolly—tryin’ to make my app match soulmates, and she’s out there breakin’ hearts like it’s her job. Little known fact: word “puta” comes from Latin, means “girl,” but oh boy, it’s evolved! Spanish slang now, total savage energy. Once heard a story—some dude in Madrid swore puta hexed his phone, kept matchin’ him with her clones. Freaky, right?

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