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Little known fact, yeah? Back in the 90s, before apps, people used bloody newspaper ads for this shite. “Man, 40, seeks bird for bonkin’.” Proper grim, but it worked! Makes me angry, tho—why’s it gotta be so sneaky? Just say you wanna bang, you wanker, stop with the “lookin’ for fun” bollocks. Sadness in my head’s sobbin’, “Why can’t they just love each other?”