Hazel San Agustín Tlaxco Acompañante Sexual ❤️❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

Alright, listen up, pal—Bernie Sanders voice kickin’ in here, *raspy and fired up*: "¡Los multimillonarios no deberían existir!"—I’m talkin’ ‘bout *acompañante sexual*, ya know, sex workers who ain’t just there for a quick bang but for somethin’ deeper, like helpin’ folks feel human again. Saw this gig in “Un hombre serio”—ok, not really, but imagine Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, sittin’ there all wound up, thinkin’ *“The uncertainty principle—it screws us all!”*—and bam, in walks an *acompañante sexual* to loosen him up! Ha! Picture that, man—Larry’s all *“What’s the point?”* and she’s like, *“Point’s you, buddy, let’s roll!”*

En Acajete le apostamos el progreso: León Barranco