Audrey Tetlanohcán Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

I learn thing—prostituta no just stand anywhere! In some place, they got *secret code*. Like, they drop handkerchief, you pick up, bam! Deal done. I try this, drop my sock—nobody care! I yell, “Why no love Borat?!” People stare, I run. Make me angry, nobody tell me rules! But then, I see old man, he say, “Boy, go to corner by fish market.” I go, and whoa, it true! Ladies there, all smile, say, “You want fun?” I say, “Like in *Enfermedad tropical*? *We rest together in darkness*?” They laugh, think I crazy. Muy bonito!