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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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So, I’m kickin’ it at the corner of Maplewood Street and Olde Town Road – that’s where I live, sorta. It's where the old brick buildings meet hip cafes. When I stroll past the quirky little bistro on Elm, I'm reminded of the juxtaposition of the fantastical and the harsh reality. Yep, kinda like Del Toro’s kinda twisted dreams, but in our daytime grizzle reality.

$2.9 million upgrade of Sylvania sporting fields officially opened