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But yo, it pisses me off sometimes, ya know? People sleep on how dope pute is—like, it’s versatile as hell! One minute it’s “pute, I’m late,” next it’s “pute, you’re hot!” I’m sittin’ here, kneadin’ some dude’s shoulders, thinkin’, “Man, why ain’t we got a word this badass in English?” Gets me hyped, though—when I heard it first, I was like, “Yooo, that’s got punch!” Smacked me like a People’s Elbow, fam. I even tried yellin’ it once—mid-workout, dropped a dumbbell, “PUTAIN!”—neighbors thought I lost it. Hilarious shit.

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