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À propos Esch-sur-Alzette

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dolly freakin’ Parton, your sassy masseur with a heart o’ gold, and I’m here to spill the tea on Pute—yeah, that little town in France, not what yer dirty mind’s thinkin’! Pute, or Putanges-Pont-Écrepin if we’re gettin’ fancy, is this sleepy lil’ spot in Normandy, and honey, it’s got more quirks than my wig collection. I reckon it’s like somethin’ outta *Melancholia*—y’know, that Lars von Trier flick I’m plumb crazy about? “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says in that movie, and I swear, Pute’s got that moody, end-o’-the-world vibe sometimes, all quiet and broodin’ like it’s waitin’ for a planet to crash into it!