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So, I tried it once—lordy, was I shook! This chick, right, she’s kneadig my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular spa day!” Made me happy as hell—tensions meltin, stress gone, poof! But then—THEN—she whispers some sultry mess in my ear, and I’m thinkin, “Girl, you tryna awaken my SOUL?!” Got me gigglin like a fool—erotic-massage is sneaky like that. Little known fact: ancient Egyptians were ALL over this! Hieroglyphs showin pharaohs gettin oiled up—talk about royal treatment!

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After that, I decide to take a stroll around the area. Darras Hall is actually pretty nice. The houses are all posh and stuff, and the gardens? Don’t even get me started. I’m walking down The Green, and I see this old bloke feeding the ducks. He’s got a whole loaf of bread! I’m like, “Mate, save some for the rest of us!” But he just chuckles and says, “They’re my mates!” I mean, who talks to ducks like that?

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