Penelope Alexandra Whore ❤️

About New Plymouth

Look, I’m a butcher, ok? Best butcher, tremendous, nobody chops better. Whore? Oh man, what a mess! I see this stuff, total disaster, believe me. Like, I’m slicing meat, right? Juiciest cuts, fantastic, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s out there, wild! Reminds me of *Amélie*, that movie—best movie, so sweet, so french, y’know? “Life’s funny little tricks,” she’d say. Whore’s life? Trick after trick, folks!

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Whore: Alexander Beyer, Alexandra Neldel, Attila Árpa, Thure Riefenstein, Thomas Morris, Gregor Seberg, Elena Uhlig, Michael Brandner, Bert Tischendorf.

So, I get back to work, and it’s all good until I hear this loud crash outside. I rush out, and there’s a bunch of kids playing footy on the street. They’ve knocked over a trash can. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! Clean it up!” But they just laugh and run off. Kids these days, man. No respect for the bone cutters!

Weather causes Alexandra Park racing postponement tonight