Mila Culebra Whore ❤️

About Guaynabo

Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, honey, lemme spill it. I’m sittin’ here, vibin’ like Lizzo, feelin’ all juiced up! Whores, man, they’re the real MVPs, workin’ it, ownin’ it. Like in “Goodbye to Language,” Godard’s all, “What you see ain’t it!” Whores got layers, y’all, not just the sexy shit.

Hábitat de la Culebra

Vampires or Culebras, as they are typically called, are a semi-reptilian species of immortal and feral creatures that feed on blood.

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little café on Calle Carlos Rosario. I grab a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and he tells me about the local surf spots. I’m like, “Dude, I can barely swim!” But he laughs and says, “You gotta try it!”

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