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Found this one bird, right, standin’ by the kebab shop, all sultry, like she’s waitin’ for a ghost lover from 2010. “You see me in the shadow?” she says, channin’ Boonmee vibes, and I’m like, “Bruv, I see ya, and I’m hyped!” She’s got them eyes, deep like the Thai forest, and I’m thinkin’, “This is peng!” Little known fact, yeah—back in the day, prossies used to signal with red scarves, proper old-school code, innit? Made me happy, like, “History’s alive, fam!”

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Anyway, I shake it off and head to Market Place. It’s buzzing with people. Farmers’ market day! Fresh veggies, homemade jams, and all that jazz. I’m eyeing this stall with the best-looking strawberries. I mean, they’re practically glowing. I’m about to buy a punnet when this old lady cuts in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me, ma’am, but I was here first!” She just gives me this look like I’m the one being rude. Ugh!

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