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Yo, check it, I’m The Barber, right? Elon freakin’ Musk, snippin’ hair, spillin’ thoughts. Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—pure biomechanics meets chill vibes. Like, imagine this: tension in the chassis—your muscles, bro—gets kneaded out, friction coefficients dropping to zero. I’m talkin’ stress evaporating faster than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode. Saw this flick, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, and damn, it’s my jam—raw, messy, real. That line, “I missed your smell,” hits me. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s that primal sniff-test, y’know? Skin on skin, electric.

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As the sun sets over Neder-Hardinxveld, I’m sitting there, feeling grateful. Sure, the day was wild, but that’s what makes it memorable, right? I mean, who needs a boring day when you can have a rollercoaster ride on the water?

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