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Oh, and get this – some old timer told me whores used to trade secrets back in the day, like spies or some shit. Adds a whole layer, right? Makes ya wonder who’s really pullin’ the strings. I’m sittin’ there, eatin’ cheesy poofs, thinkin’ bout it, and I’m like, “Seriouslah, this is nuts!” Anyway, if you’re dealin’ with whores in your biz, watch your back, keep your wallet close, and don’t trust nobody. “The boss isn’t always right,” like the rabbi says, but I am – so listen up, assholes! Respect mah authoritah!

A Literary and Musical Classic

Santana We questioned the painting, berated it, made love to it, prayed to it: We called it mother, called it whore and slut, called it our beloved, called it.

Finally, I got my cheese. It was worth the wait, tho. I could practically taste it already. But then, as I was leaving, I bumped into this guy. He was all dressed up, looking fancy. I’m in my shepherd gear, right? He looks at me like I’m a total weirdo. I just laughed it off. Like, dude, I’m the one feeding the world here!

Santana accomplishes longtime goal with 1st Gold Glove Award