Elise Litomysl Whore ❤️

About Usti nad Labem

Oi, mate, I’m da Herald, ja! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like in da streets, got me thinkin’—whore’s a tough gig, eh! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, I see tings different, ya? Like in my fave flick, “The Assassin,” dat Hou Hsiao-hsien joint from 2015—silent moves, deadly vibes, “the sword is my voice,” ya feel me? Whores, dey got dat same quiet hustle, sneakin’ through life, bam!

Explore all the beauty of the chateau hill

Medieval Litomyšl (it’s actually pronounced lee-ta-MEE-shul) was the third most important Czech city (after Prague and Olomouc). It even earned a bishopric from Roman Emperor Charles IV .

Let me drop some lesser-known truth bombs: hide away around the narrow alley off Zámecká street. It’s a secret nook where I once discovered a forgotten mural by some local artist. You’d be surprised how a splash of color in a grungy alley can turn your day around. I swear, it’s like a whisper from a past life that says, "Breathe deep, idiot!"

European Commission gathers in Litomyšl as Czech EU presidency kicks off