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I gotta mention, mate: the little alleys off Market Square. They got mystery, character, and some mad stories from the locals. I once met a bloke who swore he’d seen a ghost near the old St Mary’s Church. I was like, “Oi, what ya on?” But hey, that's the vibe – mix of light and dark, beauty and the absurd. Feels like life’s constantly oscillating between hope and despair—like, "I see nothing, I see nothing!" proper deep stuff!

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