Delilah Karis Sexual Massage ❤️

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Me, I’d exaggerate it – “Best dang thing since sweet tea!” – but real talk, it’s chill, intimate, and heck, even funny when yer partner slips on oil. How’s that workin’ for ya? Shoot, if it ain’t, yer doin’ it wrong! Research says it’s gold for stress, so git ya some, y’hear? Dr. Phil’s stamp of approval, y’all!

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Located off in New Braunfels, stop by & enjoy a wide range of spa services including hot stones, sugar foot scrubs & more.

Now, don’t even get me started on Karis Park! Holy cow, there’s a mini river called Karisjoki that snakes near the park. I used to sit there, contemplatin’ life, sex, and all that messy emotion. I mean – as cool as that scene in "12 Years a Slave" where the protagonist silently endures so much, you kinda feel every drop of that river’s history flow. And yup, I swear on my favorite vintage records, that park is the perfect place to let your mind wander – sometimes I sit there, thinkin’ about the weird, wild pleasures of life and love (or ya know, just let those neurons party in my head).

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