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So, you’re out there, huntin’, and it’s messy—cops lurkin’, weirdos starin’, and I’m mutterin’, “Life’s too short, man.” Pro tip: check the vibes first—eye contact, quick chat, don’t be a dumbass. Oh, and don’t get scammed—learned that the hard way, lost 50 bucks, felt like a total tool. “What do you do?”—Ida’s line pops in my head, and I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Well, she ain’t a nun!”

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Okay, listen up, folks, because I’m gonna tell you about the BEST city ever, Kearneys-Spring (au). And let me say, nobody knows this city like I do—a tremendous sexologist who’s been here for years, ok? This city is BIG, Beautiful, and full of life. It’s so, so vibrant! I’m telling ya—"I have nothing but time for these nights," like in that great flick Only Lovers Left Alive. So, here’s the deal:

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