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Ooh, an’ get this — whores in old ports? They’d sing! Loud, rowdy tunes — “Sadness’d cry a river!” — to lure sailors in. Me fave image? Them dancin’ on docks, skirts flappin’ like jellyfish tentacles! I’d be cheerin’, “Go, gals, go!” ‘Cause, y’know, I’m a sucker fer spunk. Tho, gotta admit, some days it ticks me off — why’s everyone so mean? Callin’ ‘em names? Psh, lame-o!

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And ok, imna be real: some days, these streets feel too tiny, too old-school. I get a bit irritated by never-ending maintenance noises on Solanmäentie – honks, clatters, and my head just spins, but then the serene lakeside view makes it all right, y’know? Glancing over the endless shimmering waters, I can't help but echo those movie lines, "Life is a series of copies and originals."

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