Sofia Epuni Whore ❤️❤️

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Look, I ain’t judgin’, ya? Dey do what dey do, like me dealin’—it’s survival, baby! “You don’t like da world? Change it,” Aldo’d say. Whores change it their way—screw da rules! Lightbulb! Dey’re da real inglourious ones, fightin’ da system, takin’ no shit. Dat’s my take—whore’s a badass, a mess, a damn legend. Now, where’s my vodka? Need a shot after dis!

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park his car on the side of the road. I mean, come on, mate! It’s not rocket science! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just sittin’ there, laughin’ my head off. Finally, he gets it in, but he’s so close to the curb, I swear I could’ve counted the hairs on his head from my seat.

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