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First off, it’s 2025, and the streets are wild—prostitution’s still kickin’, even tho society’s half-dead, like those barren wastelands in the movie. You’d think folks would be too busy survivin’ to pay for a quickie, but nah, humans are horny as hell, always have been. Fun fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out—imagine that, blech blonde hair bobbin’ in the dark! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dude squintin’, “Is that a wig or a signal?”

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Victoria Street. It’s like the heart of the city, full of cafes and shops. I’m buzzin’ for a coffee. I swing by this little joint called The Coffee Emporium. Best flat white ever! I swear, I could swim in it. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta check out the river!”

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