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About Palmerston North

Lemme spill some tea—did ya know brothel’s got a rep? Dentists call it the third molar, but it’s the OG troublemaker. Pops up late, like some rude-ass guest, fuckin up your whole jaw party. I seen one chick, 25, screamin cause her brothel was impacted—stuck sideways, bitch! Had me mad as hell, like, why you gotta do her dirty? Took me back to that movie line, “Memory is a curse,”—shit, brothel’s the curse you can’t forget!

Brothels: Sex in the suburbs

The operation of an unlicensed brothel next to a primary school in Ponsonby has been put forward as evidence that prostitution laws are flawed - but the Auckland Council says to shut it would.

So I finally park up near Richmond Rd. I’m thinking, “Alright, let’s get this audit done.” But as I’m walking, I see this cute little boutique. It’s called “The Fabric Store” or something. I can’t resist. I pop in, and OMG, the fabrics! I’m not even a sewing person, but I’m like, “I need this in my life!” I end up chatting with the owner, who’s super chill. She’s telling me about her latest collection, and I’m just nodding along, pretending I know what she’s on about.

Angel & Verity Live - Ponsonby Social Club, Auckland